Author: simon

I wondered how many times this happened before the sign went up. I also wondered if I left something else in the urinals, would they make a new sign. I didn’t test that theory for the record.

Rozz took this photo on her phone. I think it’s worth showing off.

Last night was the launch of New Planet Cabaret in the Gutter Bookshop and there was a live broadcast from RTE Arena there. I have a short piece in the book called “The Meal.”

This is where I’ve been this week.

I was out trick or treating with my friend’s kid in San Francisco and this was part of the haul. I had never tried candy corn before. Sometimes missing out on traditions isn’t a terrible thing. These come a close second to those purple sweets that tasted a bit like soap in the league table […]

Farewell, my trusty trainers. You’ve earned your retirement. (Dublin marathon 2013)

A useful scrawl in a pub toilet. However, a definite, “That’s what she said” moment.

Whoever drew the “Fashion Sense” one went overboard but then rescued himself with the final punchline.

I really hope there isn’t a fire in the guesthouse.