Two crap puns from the UK Eurovision entry: The UK weren’t holding out for a zero last night at the Eurovision. Sadly, they were totally eclipsed by Denmark.
Author: simon
The Advantages of High Heels
You might say Moya worked full time in the dealership selling Audis to people that didn’t think about money but she refused to do test drives as her heels were too high and Mr. Banbridge fancied her a bit so she knew she could get away with it. She’s part-time now, dresses in high street […]
I didn’t think it was possible to find somewhere that tasted worse than McDonalds.
My piece featured on RTE’s Arena show on 2nd April
Even if I liked this t-shirt, the grammar Nazi in me couldn’t wear it.
For most people, this would mean, “meh.” For my sister, this is probably better than her wedding day
There’s nothing worse than seeing a protester trying to be clever and messing it up with terrible spelling, thus completely ruining his message.
A very Irish sign
The Lewis’ were never ones for tradition
A Goya in Goya’s, Galway