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Posted on June 2, 2013December 13, 2015 by simon

Dawson Street has a new yummy coffee shop. This is its coffee. Also pictured is a Dublin City Council Bin and Rozz’s hand.

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Posted on June 1, 2013December 13, 2015 by simon

It does look like Hitler!

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Posted on May 27, 2013December 13, 2015 by simon

The veggie option at a recent event I went to. Usually it’s the fish.

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Posted on May 19, 2013December 13, 2015 by simon

Two crap puns from the UK Eurovision entry: The UK weren’t holding out for a zero last night at the Eurovision. Sadly, they were totally eclipsed by Denmark.

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The Advantages of High Heels

Posted on May 19, 2013 by simon

You might say Moya worked full time in the dealership selling Audis to people that didn’t think about money but she refused to do test drives as her heels were too high and Mr. Banbridge fancied her a bit so she knew she could get away with it. She’s part-time now, dresses in high street […]

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Posted on May 19, 2013December 13, 2015 by simon

I didn’t think it was possible to find somewhere that tasted worse than McDonalds.

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Posted on April 4, 2013 by simon

My piece featured on RTE’s Arena show on 2nd April

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Posted on March 17, 2013December 13, 2015 by simon

Even if I liked this t-shirt, the grammar Nazi in me couldn’t wear it.

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Posted on March 16, 2013December 13, 2015 by simon

For most people, this would mean, “meh.” For my sister, this is probably better than her wedding day

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Posted on March 7, 2013December 13, 2015 by simon

There’s nothing worse than seeing a protester trying to be clever and messing it up with terrible spelling, thus completely ruining his message.

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