Last night I sat down and watched Red or Black for the first time. In my defence, I was in someone else’s house and they were watching it. There’s only so many times you can go to the bathroom to escape something before people think you have problems. As TV shows go, this show must rank up there with “Deal or No Deal” in terms of the fact that both shows take too long to get to the end. Both shows rely completely on luck and absolutely no skill. Then again, I’m sure some genius will come along in a while and claim to have solved the riddle of which box to open or which colour to pick. Now where’s the button on my remote? Ah, yes…it’s the red one.